The leaguewide motto when playing the Cubs should be:
Just put the ball in play and enjoy the circus.
My word, they really suck.
The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.
Volquez cut his hair. I'm predicting a DOMINATING performance.
5 pitch K.... all were fairly high.
balls 1 and 2 were both within the strike zone on gameday. Where were they?
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand
Wonder how many hat sizes Volquez had to go down once he cut his hair off?
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