This is the Cal Ripkin Jr. of typos.
If you ask me to join your fantasy baseball league and I select Legolas in the first round, don't be angry at me. It's not my fault I've read up on the players and you haven't.
OJ Simpson has "allegedly" confessed to killing Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman
In other news, the sky is allegedly blue, water is allegedly wet, and death and taxes are allegedly certain.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
This makes total sense now.
His book title, "If I Did it..." was supposed to be ended with, "... then it was self defense."
"No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference." ~Tommy Lasorda
So it was really Nicole's fault that she was killed. Oh, it was also Ron Goldman's fault that he was killed. It is a shame that all these people keep forcing poor O.J. to kill them.
"Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."