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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Cool.

    He already designed the perfect thing to put inside it when they released Windows Vista.
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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    "Today, 40% of the world's population does not have access to flush toilets. One billion people defecate in the open. Each year, 1.5 million children die each year from diarrhea, many of which are preventable with improved sanitation."

    All joking aside with this topic, that is a stunning statistic.

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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor View Post
    Cool.

    He already designed the perfect thing to put inside it when they released Windows Vista.
    This is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by izzy's dad View Post
    This is the funniest thing I have heard all day.
    CE beat me to it, that's the first thing that popped in my head when I saw the title. What a steaming piece of excrement, deserving to be the first test flushee.
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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    I thought this would be an Onion article.
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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27 View Post
    "One billion people defecate in the open."
    I didn't realize that Citizens Bank Ballpark held that many people.

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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by 15fan View Post
    I didn't realize that Citizens Bank Ballpark held that many people.
    LMFAO
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    Re: Bill Gates to re-invent toilet

    Quote Originally Posted by 15fan View Post
    I didn't realize that Citizens Bank Ballpark held that many people.
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