Rick Mahler (58)- I have no room to talk, but I consider him one of the funnier-looking Reds of all time.
Bernie Carbo (64)- Famous for a number of things I don't need to recount here. He's had some rough spots since he retired, but he seems to have straightened things out in the past few years. Last I heard he was managing in a independent league; the thought of him managing must seem pretty funny to any of his former managers.
Carl Crawford (30)
Mark Mulder (34)
John Olerud (43)
Dave Rozema (55)
Tommie Aaron- Played the same position on the same team as his vastly superior brother. Kind of like Jordan Palmer, but even more so.