How will I explain Darth Vader to my son?
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Darth Vader told me to cough
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Cal Hubbard
"This guy whined his way through the prequel movies and everybody loves him. I whine through entire seasons and I'm public enemy No. 1. How's that fair?"
It's the "how will I explain this to my son" keynote speakers!
"Bring on Rod Stupid!"
Although many were surprised at Larussa's choice of attire, most thought it appropriate.
"Chris, I'm your father." Explain that to your son!
Chris, I am your sons father, so stop worrying about it.
"just keep smiling... when i get Darth here in the tunnel, he'll know better than to leave his damn "force" in the dugout when I'm on the mound. Idiot."
Suck it up cupcake.
"Darth you look so much taller in the movies!! Ha ha ha. Hey my throat is tightening."
"I can't wait to see the complaint form TLR submits to the commissioner for this one!"
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Darth and Jar Jar take in a game.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain