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    Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...regory_Liascos

    He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator.

    Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...

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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27 View Post
    Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson


    I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit View Post
    I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?
    Somebody has to right the wrong.

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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    He probably knew thats the last bit of action he'd get and he'd give it a shot
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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    Any ladies on here worried about this sort of issue, I'm willing to offer my services.

    Up front (LOL), however, I must proclaim that all diagnoses are on a strictly amateur basis.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    At that age he could plead Alzheimer's and probably walk away with a slap on the wrist.
    "Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson

    "I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards

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    Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....
    bhahaahahaha

    Didn't those two have a practice together?
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Quote Originally Posted by WMR View Post
    bhahaahahaha

    Didn't those two have a practice together?


    He was a pioneer in the field of fake breast exams. To this day, his technique is the gold standard.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    Fake Drs should only be qualified to examine fake breasts.
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    Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."


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