Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams.
He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator.
Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...