Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
These new thongs are so comfortable! Great choice!!
"Listen . . . I appreciate what Tony LaRussa has done for us--what with getting us to the World Series and all--but the unfortunate thing is that it feels like he's up our asses all. the. time."
That daggon moth has gotten stuck again
Cardinals practicing their routine for the important Pan-MLB Synchronized Swimming Competition at the Winter Meetings.
"If you think this looks funny, you should see what we're doing when we're not complaining at work."