It's crazy, I know: Package Bailey and Phillips for a younger, cheaper 2nd baseman. Sign Oswalt for 8 mil this year with a 10 mil CLUB option for 2013 and use any cleared payroll to try to extend Votto.
Guaranteed 2012/2013 rotation of Cueto, Latos, Leake, Oswalt and Arroyo. If Chapman pans out as a starter don't pick up Oswalt's 2013 option and free up more payroll to extend Votto.
The title of this thread is purely facetious!