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    Hu's on first.

    Abbott and Costello have been modernized.
    http://www.redreporter.com/2012/2/13...-modernization
    A sample of the update done on RedReporter a couple of days ago.
    Costello: The left fielder's name?
    Abbott: He’s Dunn.
    Costello: So you don’t think he’s worth much anymore?
    Abbott: No, Werth is a completely different guy. We’re Dunn in left.
    Costello: What about right?
    Abbott: He’s at third base.
    Costello: Then tell me the members of your outfield.
    Abbott: We’re Dunn in left field.
    Costello: I want to know, what's the guy's name in left field?
    Abbott: Dunn.
    Costello: You don’t think he can bounce back?
    Abbott: I think he can.
    Costello: So who is in left field, then?
    Abbott: Wrong. Second base.

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    This makes me think "Whapner at 5:00"

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    klw, are you here all week? How's the veal?
    Our next home stand follows this road trip.

    I just want to tell everyone Happy Easter and Happy Hanukkah. says on the day before Easter

    Mike Shannon

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    Quote Originally Posted by MikeThierry View Post
    klw, are you here all week? How's the veal?
    I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.
    You root for a team that represents a city that's nickname is Porkopolis, yet you are a vegetarian.

    Oh, how my heartaches that Socrates can not be here to witness this.
    Hey Sparky! Indian Hill English teachers taught me everything I know!

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Voice of IH View Post
    You root for a team that represents a city that's nickname is Porkopolis, yet you are a vegetarian.

    Oh, how my heartaches that Socrates can not be here to witness this.
    I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
    Perhaps my favorite movie line of all time.
    When people say that I dont know what Im talking about when it comes to sports or writing, I think: Man, you should see me in the rest of my life.
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    Re: Hu's on first.

    We have to get even with Professor LaRussa. It is a moral imperative.
    I have a love-hate relationship with Albert Pujols. Mostly hate.

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    Re: Hu's on first.

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.
    Well... nobody is perfect I guess.
    Our next home stand follows this road trip.

    I just want to tell everyone Happy Easter and Happy Hanukkah. says on the day before Easter

    Mike Shannon


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