Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: He’s Dunn.
Costello: So you don’t think he’s worth much anymore?
Abbott: No, Werth is a completely different guy. We’re Dunn in left.
Costello: What about right?
Abbott: He’s at third base.
Costello: Then tell me the members of your outfield.
Abbott: We’re Dunn in left field.
Costello: I want to know, what's the guy's name in left field?
Costello: You don’t think he can bounce back?
Abbott: I think he can.
Costello: So who is in left field, then?
Abbott: Wrong. Second base.