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Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean
I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers with me ,need your help to get them back
I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers
hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years
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