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    Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco

    Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean
    I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers with me ,need your help to get them back
    I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers
    hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years
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    Excellent grammar skills

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Looks like Jose gave up the Roids for some shrooms.
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    Stay in school, kids, and don't do drugs, mmmkay?
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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Hey, I'm following now.

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Quote Originally Posted by *BaseClogger* View Post
    This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!
    Well, he "wrote" one anyhow.
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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    seems that twitter is deleted.

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Quote Originally Posted by code View Post
    seems that twitter is deleted.
    still working for me.....

    My followers have made me immortal

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Fake I'm sure. Looks like the same guy that does @__MichaelJ0RDAN (also very funny).

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.
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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry Schuler View Post
    Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.
    Wow, he is dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigredmechanism View Post
    Wow, he is dumb.
    Or he knows more than the rest of us?
    "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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    Re: Jose Canseco's Twitter Profile

    He's clearly a genius.
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    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    When I died I saw Elvis and micheal they said hello
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"



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