So now that the Cubs have done their very best to throw away $100,000,000.00 on another awful team, they're looking to sell. I'm sitting at work nearly drooling over my keyboard at the prospect of the Reds trading to get Bryan Lahair. Experts are predicting that the price to get him would be relatively low and he could (at only $482,500.00) provide a whole bunch of offense for our pitching staff. Not to mention he does have experience playing in left field. But I must address the elephant in the room: he is left-handed.

What's the verdict, forum?