Joey Votto is so tough, Chuck Norris would make Joey Votto jokes if Joey Votto would let him.
I'm not a fan of headhunting, just that Derek Lowe should have to stand in against Don Drysdale.
Four pitchers in an inning, mindgames with the other team, we're going to have to call him Dusty LaRussa.
We'll know something's up when he does something crazy like batting the catcher somewhere besides eighth.
It must be tough on attendance if you have a lake or ocean in your market.
The way these guys are playing right now, give flu-like symptoms to all of them.
Joey Votto has no BABIP because it's the fielders who are unlucky.
I like to think of a home run as a walk, a steal, a grounder to second and a sac fly, only all at once and without the outs.
In the All-Star Game, I hope they bring in Aroldis Chapman to relieve R.A. Dickey.
I think it's time for a Professional At-Bat, Seeing A Lot Of Pitches Derby.
No matter whom you vote for, in the two days before the All-Star Game they take who can make it.