Might be time for Cairo to go ahead and retire. Like mid-game.
Mesoraco with a hit!
My job is done here. Thank you very much. *takes a bow*
Chapman to the rotation!!!! Do it already!!!!
Why the hell are they talking about him bunting? Forget there's two outs?
So glad I didn't decide to go down to this game. Was really close to doing it.
This is pitiful.
Ah, bunting for a base hit. I think Leake should be trying for a HR every time up at GABP though (seriously).
This is so baseball. Sweep the Cardinals ... about to lose a four-game series against the sad-sack Dbacks.