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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Ok, so there wasn't a trade... made you open the thread at least .

    BUT there is breaking news! Apparently earlier in the season Marty stated he would shave his head if this team won 10 games in a row. Well, here we are on the eve of making that happen, and if the team wins its 10th in a row today, Homer Bailey will be operating the clippers. According to Jamie Ramsay, the clubhouse is abuzz over this. I love the chemistry going on with this team, even the broadcasters are getting involved. LET'S GET THAT 10TH WIN!

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    How dare you...

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    I think we should start a poll on whether or not Cincrazy should be banned for the remainder of the year.

    BAD cincrazy! BAD!!!!
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    Go Reds go!
    "Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    Quote Originally Posted by _Sir_Charles_ View Post
    I think we should start a poll on whether or not Cincrazy should be banned for the remainder of the year.

    BAD cincrazy! BAD!!!!
    I'll take it to court just like Vilma!

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    LOL. Nice.
    2014 predictions:
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    Bruce/Votto neck and neck MVP race (neither takes it)
    Bailey CYA winner
    Hamilton ROY & GG

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    Brandon Phillips‏@DatDudeBP

    #BEPNews ATTENTION: Going for 10 games in a row! If we win, #HOF #MartyBrennaman HAS to cut his hair bald like a #BabyNutSack �� #CHALLENGE
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    Anyone else think BP should have used a better word at the end of that? I am sure he has some younger followers.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    Anyone else think BP should have used a better word at the end of that? I am sure he has some younger followers.....
    Yea I thought that was a little much myself.

    I don't have moderating powers on Twitter though.
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    BP is one funny dude. I am sure his younger fans have heard worse on the bus or at home.
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    actually, odds are this would be much more memorable than just about any trade they could make at the moment.

    Would love to see this

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    Anyone else think BP should have used a better word at the end of that? I am sure he has some younger followers.....
    This is a joke, right?
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    Let's face it, you mis-hit the bun with the mustard squirter, no one will really care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reds44 View Post
    This is a joke, right?
    No. I imagine that there are plenty of parents of 10 year old girls who don't want their daughter reading about a "babynutsack".

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    Re: BREAKING NEWS!

    If you are navigating twitter you best be able to handle "baby nutsack".

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    Quote Originally Posted by dougdirt View Post
    No. I imagine that there are plenty of parents of 10 year old girls who don't want their daughter reading about a "babynutsack".
    What is sexual and/or inappropriate about the fact a baby has no hair on it's testicles?

    I'm confused.
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