It is clear to me that the current status of RZ is my fault. As the most iconic and beloved person in the history of the board, I have a duty to all of you, the little people, to make your miserable little lives a little bit more livable. Therefore, in an attempt to brighten up your dreary lives I am bringing back everyone's favorite idea, Speak in the Third Person week. Starting at game time tonight, and lasting until the Reds lose, you are required to speak in the third person. Punishment for not doing so will be severe mocking.
Raisor, champion of fun time, has spoken.