Chad Johnson arrested for domestic violence

[Spazzrico]

Who keeps a receipt for a box of condoms? are you claiming it as a tax deduction?

I bought a box of condums and they gave me a receipt for the condoms. I don't need a receipt for the condoms. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the condoms, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a condom . Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that condom! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "C", for "Condom."

[savafan]

What's the return policy?

[WrongVerb]

In no way am I defending him, but has anyone here ever had a partner that gave scrutiny to every receipt they ever kept? That's a bit odd in its own right.

[texasdave]

What's the return policy?

Pretty easy to tell if it's been used. Eww.

[camisadelgolf]

I bought a box of condums and they gave me a receipt for the condoms. I don't need a receipt for the condoms. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the condoms, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a condom . Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that condom! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "C", for "Condom."

Mitch Hedberg - Donut Receipt - YouTube

[5TimeWSChamps]

Lozada filed for divorce

[BungleBengals]

Lozada filed for divorce

Haha...I think Kim Kardashian's publicity stunt of a marriage lasted longer.

[Ohayou]

Here's the video of Chad getting cut:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-...on-getting-cut

[savafan]

Haha...I think Kim Kardashian's publicity stunt of a marriage lasted longer.

They have to be pretty close in terms of length

[Dom Heffner]

Yes! Spazz pays homage!

[camisadelgolf]

[Playadlc]

This is great stuff.

[Wonderful Monds]

Chad apparently didn't look hard enough, because he's definitely in the free agent pool in the game.