"Since I've been with the Reds in 1989, we've never had a farm system this loaded," Bowden said. "If we were the New York Yankees and had unlimited dollars, we could have traded for Colon, (Jeff) Weaver, Rolen, (Cliff) Floyd, (Kenny) Rogers and Finley and gotten them all -- and still held onto our top five prospects. That's an amazing statement."
Was Jim Kelch really the Big Boy or was Chris just goofing with him?
If my math is correct, shouldn't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles all be going through mid-life crises right about now? That would make for solid TV.
What the heck is that pink thing that's right where Charlie Brown's um, well, you know what ought to be?
I played in this last year. Good times. My only goal was not to strike out. Mission accomplished, at least.
I have a love-hate relationship with Albert Pujols. Mostly hate.
1. Please tell me that they really played a game in these outfits, and if so, I want video.
2. Has anyone ever noticed that the Louisville Bat looks like Michael Stipe in blackface? I mean seriously, does the NAACP know about this?
3. It's not a real mascot reunion, unless that guy is invited: http://deadspin.com/5816771/the-amar...-huge-erection
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids
When people say that I don’t know what I’m talking about when it comes to sports or writing, I think: Man, you should see me in the rest of my life.