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    Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    I can't tell you guys what I know about why Devin Mesoraco hasn't been playing but I can tell you that it involves Mesoraco, the puncturing transmission of the undead virus & a curse that disallows vampires from being able to be in direct sunlight or bright artificial light. Now this will be the last I comment on this matter as I do not like to engage in wild speculation or encourage it with cryptic information. Good day.
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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Mes, an undead? Gotta name your source dude.
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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by boiseheidleberg View Post
    Mes, an undead? Gotta name your source dude.
    You need to understand that given Larry Schuler's role as a journalist, he's not actually allowed to release such confidential information or its source.

    Only that he has it. And you don't.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    When asked to name his source the OP responded with the following,

    "Nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo-doo"

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by JayBruceFan View Post
    When asked to name his source the OP responded with the following,

    "Nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo-doo"
    I mean I guess technically, he COULD tell you. But even though Schuler's got a lot of inside sources, he doesn't have as many sources as other sources with their own inside sources who are more sourceable from a journalistic sense. Ya know?

    It's a question of integrity, really.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    One might get the impression that the entire team has been bitten and that home plate is made out of garlic the way the offense has had a tendency to huddle in the darker corners of the dugout this month.
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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    A source is a source, of course, of course,
    And no one can reveal a source of course
    That is, of course, unless the source is the famous Mr. Red.

    Go right to the source and ask the source
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    He's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Red.

    A source is a source, of course, of course,
    And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking source?

    Well listen to this. I am Mr. Red.
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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cant Touch This View Post
    A source is a source, of course, of course,
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    That is, of course, unless the source is the famous Mr. Red.

    Go right to the source and ask the source
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    He's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Red.

    A source is a source, of course, of course,
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    You never heard of a talking source?

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Mesoraco cannot hit the ball at all and Navarro has turned out to be a solid bat. That's why he isnt playing

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maker_84 View Post
    Mesoraco cannot hit the ball at all and Navarro has turned out to be a solid bat. That's why he isnt playing
    Agreed. It's obvious he is here ONLY in the event they have an injury to Hanigan or Navarro. He's definitely not here to be a pinch hitter.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Mesoraco also wasn't great at catching the ball, which is fairly important for a catcher.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    I would tell you what I know, but I can't, so I'm just going to tell you that I know something that you don't know.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Mr. Schuler might be the alter ego of Doug Dirt, from ORG. He's got a similar "I know something you don't know" thread going on there. Why bring it up if you're gonna sit on it? I'm having flashbacks of the 1st grade. It's as if he's been sent to his room and not allowed out for quite a while. If he has been kept around as strictly insurance for Hannigan and Navarro, his stock has fallen to new depths.

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    Re: Was Devin Mesoraco bit by a vampire about a month ago?

    Quote Originally Posted by Old NDN View Post
    Mr. Schuler might be the alter ego of Doug Dirt, from ORG. He's got a similar "I know something you don't know" thread going on there. Why bring it up if you're gonna sit on it? I'm having flashbacks of the 1st grade. It's as if he's been sent to his room and not allowed out for quite a while. If he has been kept around as strictly insurance for Hannigan and Navarro, his stock has fallen to new depths.
    Shuler is making fun of Doug.....thought that was obvious.


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