It's 6:30 and still no game thread. I'm honored to begin my first one, let's destroy St. Louis' dreams.

1. Brandon Phillps (4)
2. Zack Cozart (6)
3. Joey Votto (3)
4. Ryan Ludwick (7)
5. Jay Bruce (9)
6. Scott Rolen (5)
7. Ryan Hanigan (2)
8. Drew Stubbs (8)
9. Bronson Arroyo (1)