Here's something you can all do along with me to add a little action to the postseason.

Each time a situation arises in which the Reds could use Billy Hamilton, drink two shots of your favorite intoxicating liquor.

Each time a situation arises in which you're glad to have Cairo and Valdez on the postseason roster, drink two shots of wheatgrass and then run a lap around the block.

Methinks that the participants in this game are more likely to end up in emergency rooms than improving their digestive and cardiovascular health.