Posting this mostly to prove to myself it really happened.
About a half hour ago, I was driving down rural WV Rt. 10 in Cabell County between Barboursville and Salt Rock, Just past the Rich station at Martha Road for those who might know this area, when I saw a man walking toward me on the side of the road. At first I couldn't figure out what he was wearing, but as I got closer I saw that he was wearing...
Not a stitch.
Not even socks.
I have found someone else who saw this, so I know it wasn't just me. I stopped at the first store and mentioned this to the workers, and the woman there was sorry that he was walking the other direction.
If she had seen him, she would have likely wished she hadn't.
Anyway, I'm happy to be back home in Lincoln County where people wear clothes.