http://news.yahoo.com/ichiros-patien...3248--mlb.html

Ichiro's patience snaps with Yankees: report
Reuters Ė 3 hrs ago.

Japanese outfielder Ichiro Suzuki has lost patience with the New York Yankees over a contract extension and has begun talking with other teams, his agent said on Friday. (snipped)
He will never come to the Reds, and I don't think I'd want it to happen. But playing Devil's Advocate here...........who better to train Billy Hamilton to be a leadoff hitter and consummate professional?

I doubt he can play CF though.

It wouldn't work. But it might be interesting though.