Nyjer Morgan or Chris Carpenter. For me it's a toss up.
Maybe that Joey Votto with his fancy coffers.
Seriously, a Red is a Red. I would have even accepted Steve Garvey.
"What would your feelings be, seriously, if your cat or your dog began to talk to you, and to dispute with you in human accents? You would be overwhelmed with horror. I am sure of it. And if the roses in your garden sang a weird song, you would go mad." --Arthur Machen
"Don't trust any statistics you did not fake yourself."--Winston Churchill
Willy Taveras round two
"Today was the byproduct of us thinking we can come back from anything." - Joey Votto after blowing a 10-1 lead and holding on for the 12-11 win on 8/25/2010.
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
I'm not a man of many words. Read my posts, and you'll see what I mean.
Some people are Optimists (They see the glass 1/2 full).
Others are Pessimists (They see the glass 1/2 empty).
Me, I'm a Realist. 1/2 empty IS 1/2 full.
Chris Carpenter, Yadier Molina, Nyger Morgan
"I tried to play golf, but I found out I wasn't very good." -Joey Votto on his offseason hobby search
An MLB.com reporter asked what one thing Votto couldn’t do. “I can’t skate or play hockey,” Votto said. “Well, I can skate ... but I can’t stop.”
Yadier Molina, Jim Edmonds, JD Drew
Jim Edmonds. When I was a kid I held a ball to him and asked for his autograph. He replied he didn't have a pen and when I presented him with one he threw it behind his back and told me "it didn't have any ink." I've blocked any memory of him playing for the Reds.
Nyger Morgan. Most outstanding among his list of BS to me is that he hit a Reds fan in the face.
A Rod. He would throw the first ball he fields with his number on it to the Fox Sports girls. And then he'd whine and pout about how the runner should be out.
There are only two seasons - Winter and Baseball.
Jose Valverde. I hate his antics and laugh everytime he gives up a game winner or game tying HR in the 9th.
"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." -Vin Scully
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