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C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS!
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Favorite South Park Quotes
From week before lasts episode-
Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?! Cartman: Up yours, Butters! *Jimmy knocks on stall* Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary. Any more? |
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You know his story
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Norfolk, VA
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
How's the chili, Scott? Do you like it?
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Northern Ky
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
I have a ton of wav files on my work computer...every once in awhile someone I work with will get one of them.
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
You need to respect my author-i-tie.
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Churlish
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Olathe, KS
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
You guys suck.
Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAKE!
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Piqua, OH
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.
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Puffy 3:16
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Quote:
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"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." - - Rowdy Roddy Piper "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man" - - Fletch |
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Posting in Dynarama
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Boston
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Cartman: Just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday.
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Baseball isn't a magic trick ... it doesn't get spoiled if you figure out how it works. - gonelong I'm witchcrafting everybody. |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
"I am Awesomo."
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Puffy 3:16
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Panama City Beach
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Quote:
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Not Laughing
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
I have tons of favorite quotes, however, a large majortiy of them will KILL my reputation!
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Puffy 3:16
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Panama City Beach
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Cartman at confessional:
"I once took the priest's sandwhich. That wasn't so bad, but it was the fact that took the meat, stuck it between my butt cheeks then put it back and watched him eat it." "I pissed in the Holy Water that we used last Sunday." "I took a crap on the sidewalk then blamed it on the neighbor's dog."
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Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Centerville, OH
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
Cartman: Your family's poor, Kenny!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes
"I don't know......Eric's still in trouble for trying to exterminate the Jews."
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