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02-12-2006, 06:54 PM
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If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
Too bad Saturday Night Live won't be "live" for a while.
They'd have fun with this: http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/....ap/index.html
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02-12-2006, 06:59 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
Good thing Cheney travels with a Dr. and his own ambulance.
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02-12-2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
Maybe Dick Cheney needs to go hunting with Bobby Knight. I know if I were there I would
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02-12-2006, 08:32 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
Man, Cheney shot a fellow Republican....imagine what he would've done to a Democrat.
 Of course, the victim was a lawyer ( since I am a lawyer, I thought I'd get that comment out of the way : )Seriously, hunting accident do happen even to veteran hunters, but I wonder if Cheney needs one of the lectures I've given my soon-to-be 15 year old son about gun safety and hunting.
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02-12-2006, 09:59 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
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02-13-2006, 08:01 AM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
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02-13-2006, 09:38 AM
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I'm glad the victim was reprtedly not seriously injured, but man-oh-man the jokes that this incident will give rise to. Borowitz already has a column online "quoting" Cheney as saying the incident resulted from "faulty intelligence" and that Cheney believed he was shooting at a terrorist. Borowitz also "quotes" Bush as saying that the incident sends a message to terrorsits everywhere: "If Cheney will shoot an innocent American citizen at point-blank range, just think what he will do to you." Cheney has reportedly said he will not run for office in 2008, but I have thought of the "phot-ops" that candidates often run during election years, showing themselves hunting so as to try to appeal for the votes of hunters--imagine the photo-op Cheney will now have!  By the way, I mean absolutely nothing "political" by this post and I don't want to violate this board's policy. I just find the story to be funny and I'm glad it is not tragic, as it could have been.
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02-12-2006, 10:00 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
And to think the Democrats were worried about Cheney peddling influence on his hunting trips.
I am going to set my DVR to record Leno and Obrien tomorrow night, the laughs should be pretty good.
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02-12-2006, 10:33 PM
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Re: If Guns are outlawed, only vice presidents will shoot their cronies accidentally
Conspiracy Theorists....activate!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-13-2006, 10:01 AM
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