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max venable · 03-06-2006, 03:03 PM

Here are a few of mine:

"Are you talking to me?" Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"You can't handle the truth." Col. Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men

"Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface

"Go ahead, make my day." Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact

Red Leader · 03-06-2006, 03:17 PM

Can these be entire quotes, or just one-liners?

If they are just one-liners, I'm going to have to go with:

"Your uncle molests collies." Ty Webb, Caddyshack

"I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
...and a clean pair of shorts. Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[while Jane is erotically sucking his finger] I've got nine more. Lt. Frank Drebbin, The Naked Gun

max venable · 03-06-2006, 03:32 PM

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! Ace Ventura

VI_RedsFan · 03-06-2006, 03:36 PM

My favorite quotes are any of Jim Carrey's lines from Ace Ventura.

RL and Max- Those are good ones.

max venable · 03-06-2006, 03:41 PM

Do NOT, go in there! --Ace Ventura

Red Leader · 03-06-2006, 03:46 PM

"Pretty hot in these rhinos" Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls

LincolnparkRed · 03-06-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

As the ending to American Beauty

LoganBuck · 03-06-2006, 04:15 PM

"You can get a good look at a butcher by sticking your head up his butt, no wait it has to be your bull." - Tommy Callahan, Tommy Boy

max venable · 03-06-2006, 04:30 PM

Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I…I got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Blimpie · 03-06-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by max venable

Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I…I got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Holy Grail and Life of Brian both warrant threads unto themselves...

pedro · 03-06-2006, 05:04 PM

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

(Caddyshack)

Johnny Footstool · 03-06-2006, 06:46 PM

I stayed up late last night watching "Red Dawn" just so I could hear the immortal line "rub a butt on him!"

RedsIn07 · 03-06-2006, 07:58 PM

The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that... he was gone"

Poltergeist:
"They're heeere"

Forrest Gump:
"Lieutenant Dan. You got legs!"
"I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party."
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner..."

Maldonado · 03-07-2006, 12:35 PM

[QUOTE=RedsIn07]The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that... he was gone"

Fantastic line, and is also one of my favorites.

Here it goes:

"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it's an ethos". Walter from "The Big Lebowski"

BUTLER REDSFAN · 03-06-2006, 08:31 PM

you gonna pull them triggers or just whistle dixie--outlaw josie wales

03-06-2006, 03:03 PM	#1
max venable Bunn-O-matic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sugarcreek, Ohio Posts: 2,720	Your favorite movie quotes Here are a few of mine: "Are you talking to me?" Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver "You can't handle the truth." Col. Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men "Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface "Go ahead, make my day." Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact __________________ For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

03-06-2006, 03:17 PM	#2
Red Leader Puffy's Daddy Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Centerville, OH Posts: 20,422	Re: Your favorite movie quotes Can these be entire quotes, or just one-liners? If they are just one-liners, I'm going to have to go with: "Your uncle molests collies." Ty Webb, Caddyshack "I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.] ...and a clean pair of shorts. Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective [while Jane is erotically sucking his finger] I've got nine more. Lt. Frank Drebbin, The Naked Gun __________________ 'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.' -Snoop on his retirement Your Mom is happy.

03-06-2006, 03:32 PM	#3
max venable Bunn-O-matic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sugarcreek, Ohio Posts: 2,720	Re: Your favorite movie quotes If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! Ace Ventura __________________ For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

03-06-2006, 03:36 PM	#4
VI_RedsFan Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 721	Re: Your favorite movie quotes My favorite quotes are any of Jim Carrey's lines from Ace Ventura. RL and Max- Those are good ones.

03-06-2006, 03:41 PM	#5
max venable Bunn-O-matic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sugarcreek, Ohio Posts: 2,720	Re: Your favorite movie quotes Do NOT, go in there! --Ace Ventura __________________ For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

03-06-2006, 03:46 PM	#6
Red Leader Puffy's Daddy Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Centerville, OH Posts: 20,422	Re: Your favorite movie quotes "Pretty hot in these rhinos" Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls __________________ 'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.' -Snoop on his retirement Your Mom is happy.

03-06-2006, 04:15 PM	#8
LoganBuck I hate the Cubs Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,627	Re: Your favorite movie quotes "You can get a good look at a butcher by sticking your head up his butt, no wait it has to be your bull." - Tommy Callahan, Tommy Boy __________________ Whenever you get mad over a called strike or ball on a close pitch, it's the equivalent of being mad at the QB pump-faking one time before throwing a pass in your average NFL game. ---Caveat Emperor

03-06-2006, 04:30 PM	#9
max venable Bunn-O-matic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Sugarcreek, Ohio Posts: 2,720	Re: Your favorite movie quotes Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch? Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt! Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant: I…I got better. --Monty Python and the Holy Grail __________________ For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

03-06-2006, 05:04 PM	#11
pedro Please come again Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: portland, oregon Posts: 14,716	Re: Your favorite movie quotes Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. (Caddyshack) __________________ Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

03-06-2006, 06:46 PM	#12
Johnny Footstool Churlish Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 13,676	Re: Your favorite movie quotes I stayed up late last night watching "Red Dawn" just so I could hear the immortal line "rub a butt on him!" __________________ "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

03-06-2006, 07:58 PM	#13
RedsIn07 Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 859	Re: Your favorite movie quotes The Usual Suspects "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "And like that... he was gone" Poltergeist: "They're heeere" Forrest Gump: "Lieutenant Dan. You got legs!" "I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party." "Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner..."

03-07-2006, 12:35 PM	#14
Maldonado Spirit of 1976 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: With the Devil Rays Posts: 49	Re: Your favorite movie quotes [QUOTE=RedsIn07]The Usual Suspects "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "And like that... he was gone" Fantastic line, and is also one of my favorites. Here it goes: "Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism dude, at least it's an ethos". Walter from "The Big Lebowski" __________________ Maldonado Baseball by the fans, for the fans! Help take back the game! Last edited by Chip R; 03-07-2006 at 12:58 PM.

03-06-2006, 08:31 PM	#15
BUTLER REDSFAN Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,195	Re: Your favorite movie quotes you gonna pull them triggers or just whistle dixie--outlaw josie wales

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