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thirsty and miserable
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Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
I was looking for Reds news and this caught my eye.
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Sad day.
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Passion for the game
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Very Sad... The guy just had so much potential.
Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know whatcha gonna get.
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Well, when you are competing with Jim Coombs, you have to be realistic.
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Is there such a thing as a "Retired Thug"?
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Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
When you're a thug you're a thug for life.
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Something clever
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Carrboro, NC
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Retiring can't help his street cred.
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Vancouver, Wa
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Koufax, Sanders, Hummel. What could have been.
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Add to the legend...
When Tim Hummel hit a HR in a MLB game, his team always won. (1) Sept. 1, 2003 >> REDS win 5-4 over Brewers. (2) Sept. 5, 2003 >> REDS win 4-2 over Cards. (3) June 16, 2004 >> REDS win 7-4 over Rangers.
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
Add to the legend...
When Tim Hummel had more than 1 RBI in a MLB game, his team always won. (1) Aug. 29, 2003 (2 RBI) >> REDS win 8-5 over Cards. (2) Sept. 1, 2003 (2 RBI) >> REDS win 5-4 over Brewers. (3) May 11, 2004 (2 RBI) >> REDS win 6-3 over Padres.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
T is for Tough
H is for Hell U is for Ugly G is for Jail, because everyone knows that a Thug can't spell.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
A truly sad day for true Thugs and Thugettes everywhere. In memorium, I would like to offer one last performance of the Official the Thug Life Fan Club Theme Song...
Big Pimpin’ With apologies to Jay-Z Performed by Thug Life Masta T. Humdiggity, Lark Daddy, G-R-iff-ey Mack Playa’ K Uhh, uh uh uh It's big pimpin baby.. It's big pimpin, spendin G's Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh.. Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah.. [Thug Life Masta T. Humdiggity] You know I - thug em, pound em, yank em, smoke em Cause I don't freakin’ need em Take em out the park, whether light or dark Pitchers I don’t never heed em First time rag arm fusses I'm breezin’ Talkin bout, "This be Thug Life’s season." Baseball pimp in every sense of the word, snitch Pitcher trippin with no good reason Bats from the hood where I keep em til I need a hit, til I need to beat your <censored> Then it's, beep beep I'm pickin ribbies up Up on me, the meatball pitchers suck Playa’s wanna put Thuggy’s fists in cuffs Throw a fastball you be pushin’ your luck Might have good stuff but I be lightin’ you up so how you be livin it up? Shoot I.. give with nothin, y'all be frontin cause you pitch like a JIMMAH!? You got nothin, never happen I'll be forever mackin HeartS cold as assassins, but we got passion I got no patience And I hate waitin.. So get yo’ pitch in And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah Chorus One: [Thug Life Mack Masta T. Humdiggity] We doin.. big pimpin, pitcha’ thowin the cheese Check em out now Big pimpin, at the G.A.B We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C. It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, smackin’ that cheese We doin - big pimpin, at the G.A.B We doin.. big pimpin down in B.O.B It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey [Lark Daddy] Figure it's the – big Cinci rap impresario Comin straight up out small market bar-rio Makin’ a mill' up at the age of forty-o Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh Oops, my bad, that's my scenario No it ain’t luck that ball done go Now every time, every place, everywhere we know Peeps start pointin - they say, "There he go!" Now these suckas know we carry mo' heat than a little bit Trippin’ pitchas must be feeling mighty snakebit And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit Go read my stats you illiterate <censored> and step up yo' vocab Don't be surprised if two runners score with me and you see us comin down on yo' bad Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it But playa if you hatin then you wait while yo' slider gets raked, it’s cake You gotta play like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on Now take yo’ sass to the back as I'm ready to rake This is the land they let me get my pro's on Pump it up in the pro-zone That's the rubber we be breakin yo’ toes on Batters box is what we flow's on When we gets hot, then the balls start poppin like ozone Keep pitchers crunk like Trigger-man Fo' real it don't get no bigger man Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip And getting old there ain’t nothin’ to it, fool Chorus Two: [Lark Daddy] We doin.. big pimpin, pitcha’ thowin the cheese Check em out now Big pimpin, at the G.A.B We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C. It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, smackin’ that cheese We doin - big pimpin, at the G.A.B We doin.. big pimpin down in B.O.B It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey [G-R-iff-ey Mack Playa’ K] Uhh.. ball taken out, P given up, hope he got a Manzanillo cup All my game got leather and wood, and it ain’t no luck Everybody wanna ball, pitcha heeding my call If he up, watch him fall, cause we bleed em all If I wasn't playin’ baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest till Lindner done pay me Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them other NL boys? Comin down in candied toys, trippin’ out just talkin noise Chorus Two .......... Rep-rah-zent, Thuggy. Rep...rah...ZENT.
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Baseball card addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Piqua
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Re: Tim "Thug Life" Hummel has retired
I assume they will be retiring his uniform number.
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Join Date: Apr 2000
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