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View Poll Results: Who is the sexiest Redleg?
Chris Heisey 6 8.96%
Paul Janish 5 7.46%
Brandon Phillips 2 2.99%
Joey Votto 22 32.84%
Bronson Arroyo 5 7.46%
Drew Stubbs 9 13.43%
Jay Bruce 2 2.99%
Aroldis Chapman 3 4.48%
Scott Rolen 5 7.46%
Mike Leake 3 4.48%
Other 5 7.46%
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:41 PM   #1
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Best Looking Player on the Team?

I've been waiting awhile to pull this one out, and considering what is currently taking place down by the river, it seems like as good of a time as any.

I know this board is pretty much full of men, but get over it. This is pretty simple. If you had to spend a night with one of young lads, who would it be?

The choices:

Chris Heisey (my personal favorite...pause):


Paul Janish


Brandon Phillips


Joey Votto (this one is for you Heather)

He's so dreamy

Bronson Arroyo


Drew Stubbs


Jay Bruce (beware of the hariline)


Aroldis Chapman


Scott Rolen (he's a cougar)


Mike Leake (the bad boy)
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:42 PM   #2
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

Um....not that there's anything wrong with that?
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:45 PM   #3
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:46 PM   #4
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What? Miguel Cairo didn't make the cut?
When I found out his AB songs were "Sex on Fire" and "S&M" I was afraid of what might happen in the clubhouse if he won.
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:14 PM   #5
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

No Dusty option?
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:52 PM   #6
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

It's funny, looking back during some of the times I've been around players on the team over the last several years, Javy Valentin seemed to be the biggest ladies' man with David Ross coming in a close second.
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Old 04-18-2011, 10:50 PM   #7
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

My wife always says how hot Votto is, so I cast my vote for him since she obviously has great taste in men.
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Old 04-19-2011, 08:59 PM   #8
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My wife always says how hot Votto is, so I cast my vote for him since she obviously has great taste in men.
Joey has those eyes that always get me....

Too young tho, I guess I'm not enough of a cougar! lol!
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:38 AM   #9
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

Don't forget the bullpen...

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Old 04-19-2011, 11:59 AM   #10
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:20 PM   #11
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There are only 10 votes out of 64 who have read this thread.
Because our society is so homophobic.
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Old 04-19-2011, 01:38 PM   #12
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Because our society is so homophobic.
I just can't pick one haha...
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Old 04-20-2011, 02:35 PM   #13
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I just can't pick one haha...
It's raining men.....
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:07 PM   #14
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Re: Best Looking Player on the Team?

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Because our society is so homophobic.
In the last Non-Baseball poll there were 3 votes out of 115 viewers. The horror...the horror.

Maybe people just open the thread to see what it is, then if they think it's dumb they don't vote.

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87954
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:24 PM   #15
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Because our society is so homophobic.
Pick one or you're a xenophobic bigoted homophobe!

Of course, if you're straight and not attracted to any of them, it seems your answer wouldn't impart who you find the most attractive, but rather who you think women find the most attractive. That would muddy the results.
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