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Old 04-22-2012, 09:38 PM   #1
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:44 PM   #2
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:39 PM   #3
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This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:55 PM   #4
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This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!
Well, he "wrote" one anyhow.
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Old 04-24-2012, 03:59 PM   #5
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seems that twitter is deleted.
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:38 PM   #6
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seems that twitter is deleted.
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Old 04-22-2012, 11:06 PM   #7
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Looks like Jose gave up the Roids for some shrooms.
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:22 PM   #8
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Stay in school, kids, and don't do drugs, mmmkay?
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:54 PM   #9
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Hey, I'm following now.
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:01 PM   #10
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Fake I'm sure. Looks like the same guy that does @__MichaelJ0RDAN (also very funny).
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:14 PM   #11
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Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:09 PM   #12
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Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.
Wow, he is dumb.
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Wow, he is dumb.
Or he knows more than the rest of us?
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Old 04-25-2012, 12:47 AM   #14
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He's clearly a genius.
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