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Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
This is actually a more common thing than what some realize. I had court 2 weeks ago where this happened. The defendat was on his 3rd DUI in 6 years and #7 lifetime. He was honest when he told the judge that if he was given a test right then and there he would be on the high side (.170 or above). The judge asked him what his problem was and he said "I just like my beer, your honor"
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
Some folk's bottom is a little deeper than others.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
Still not as funny as the guy I had a few months back who carried a baggie full of crack rocks into court for a hearing and then tried to claim that "these aren't even my pants" when they were found on him.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
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As my Criminal Justice professor likes to say, criminals are stupid. If they were smart, they wouldn't be there in the first place.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
That reminds me of the old Cheech & Chong "Tripping In Court" bit they used to do.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
A stupid question.... Is it against the law to appear in court drunk?
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
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Public intoxication.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
Its only public intoxication if your making a scene isn't it?
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
I suppose it would depend on the specific state. I got nailed once for just lying in the grass passed out - or knocked out, I'm not sure which.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
Usually, or if you're a "threat" to yourself or others. It varies. Public intox. is a local or city ordinance.
I would think contempt of court would be the most appropriate charge. I've seen this alot, but never seen anyone get charged with anything extra. Being high, however, is another matter altogether.
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Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
I once saw a drunk guy in the middle of a hearing (for spousal abuse) get up and scream, "You can't judge me! YOU ... CAN'T ... JUDGE ... ME!" as he teetered back and forth.
The judge responded, "Yes I can. I'm a judge."
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