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Old 03-13-2007, 01:52 PM   #16
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Speaking for the women, and myself as a new woman member, I don't think you could handle the calendar. It would have us, numbers, and words. Ha Ha
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even notice the numbers or words.
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:54 PM   #17
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I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even notice the numbers or words.
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:32 PM   #18
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Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:48 PM   #19
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Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
It's not the one where he says 'fo shizzle,' is it?
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:50 PM   #20
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Uh oh - prepare to hear his pickup line......
You mean like, "Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?"

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Old 03-13-2007, 02:53 PM   #21
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You mean like, "Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?"
Roar, bite female on back of neck, mate, get mauled by female.

Sounds like a Wednesday night at my house.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:02 PM   #22
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.



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Old 03-13-2007, 03:08 PM   #23
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Excuse me, but do you have tickets?
Tickets for what?
To the gun show!



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Old 03-13-2007, 03:30 PM   #24
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Its:

Red Leader: Excuse me Miss, do you have a ticket?
Poor Female: A ticket for what?
Red Leader (flexing little girly bicep muscles): A ticket for the gun show.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:35 PM   #25
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Or, in Puffy's case:

Do you have 2.31 seconds to spare for me to prove how much I love you?
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:38 PM   #26
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You mean there are girls on this board?

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Old 03-13-2007, 03:42 PM   #27
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You mean there are girls on this board?

No Chip, they are women. Not girls.

A little out of your league...sorry.
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:49 PM   #28
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Or, in Puffy's case:

Do you have 2.31 seconds to spare for me to prove how much I love you?
what's your point?
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Re: Women on Reds Zone
It seems this thread has lost its way.
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No Chip, they are women. Not girls.

A little out of your league...sorry.
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