Doo Wah Diddy, Griffey's Done, Griffey's Through (critically acclaimed song parody)

[Natty Redlocks]

This may be a bit premature. But I for one CAN'T WAIT

(To the tune of "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann)

There he was, a just-a limping down the street
Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
Fracturing wristbones and-a spraining both his feet
Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

He’s not young (he’s not young)
He’s not fast (he’s not fast)
He’s not young, he’s not fast
His little son can kick his ass

Before we know it, he’ll be back on the DL
Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
He’s as rundown as a sleazy old motel
Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

He’s not juiced (he’s not juiced)
There’s no need (there’s no need)
He’s not juiced, there’s no need
Geritol is more his speed

Whoa whoa whoa, we knew he was falling apaaaaart
Yes we did, and now I hear he’s a greeter at the new Wal-Mart

Now he’s been hurt in nearly every single way
Looks like Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
He's in danger just a-learning to crochet
Singin’ Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through

Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through
Junior Griffey, Griffey’s done, Griffey’s through