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Old 05-11-2007, 06:55 PM   #46
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:56 PM   #47
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:23 PM   #48
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:26 PM   #49
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I saw a plane crash this afternoon.
I would assume that would be the same planes that landed on the street next to ours and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:29 PM   #50
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and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
And well, uh, killed 3 people too. (but seriously just being sarcastic)

Crazy story and sad. As bad as that 80 year old guy smashing into 11 cars and running over a pedestrian in the Kroger parking lot near Northgate Mall the other day.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:29 PM   #51
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:37 PM   #52
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And well, uh, killed 3 people too. (but seriously just being sarcastic)

Crazy story and sad. As bad as that 80 year old guy smashing into 11 cars and running over a pedestrian in the Kroger parking lot near Northgate Mall the other day.
Just to clear up, in no way was I bemoaning some hardship that it caused my family or the people around us. I was simply stating my proximity to the accident. Of course, my prayers go out to those who were killed and their families...
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:41 PM   #53
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I would assume that would be the same planes that landed on the street next to ours and left debris in our neighbor's lawns...
I saw the other one. To the north. My view toward the south was blocked, but the plane I saw go down was damaged, so I inferred that it had struck another plane.

It's incredible that no one on the ground was hurt.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:43 PM   #54
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I consider myself extremely independent and self-sufficient, but in the end I am pretty incapable of taking care of myself. I find things like grocery shopping and timely bill paying and phone call returning extremely difficult for no real reason. I have freak accidents all the time (breaking glass in my hands while washing dishes, running into walls, etc.) and at least one or two nights out of seven I have tobasco sauce for dinner. It's probably dangerous for me to be living by myself, I probably shouldn't be, and it absolutely pains me to admit that.

I also like the Braves. And Jim Edmonds.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:43 PM   #55
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:46 PM   #56
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I consider myself extremely independent and self-sufficient, but in the end I am pretty incapable of taking care of myself. I find things like grocery shopping and timely bill paying and phone call returning extremely difficult for no real reason. I have freak accidents all the time (breaking glass in my hands while washing dishes, running into walls, etc.) and at least one or two nights out of seven I have tobasco sauce for dinner. It's probably dangerous for me to be living by myself, I probably shouldn't be, and it absolutely pains me to admit that.

I also like the Braves. And Jim Edmonds.

I am at a loss for words.
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:01 PM   #57
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I am a mommy's girl. I am 38 and live in her basement with my son. Got a problem with that??!!
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:12 PM   #58
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I'm a closet Drew Barrymore fan.

I like chick flicks.
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:17 PM   #59
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:25 PM   #60
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