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HumnHilghtFreel · 05-12-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falls City Beer

When I was young I frequently sleepwalked--once I peed in the kitchen garbage can. Just stepped on the little foot-operated lid-lifter and let it fly.

I had a lot of problems with sleepwalking too. No urination though.

My senior class in highschool took a trip to Washington DC and in the hotel I had 2 roomates. I started sleepwalking and I was yelling at the tv, which was off and poking at it, which woke up and freaked out the kids I was sharing the room with

RFS62 · 05-12-2007, 09:02 PM

I almost ran over the State Trooper who gave me my first driving test. Notice I said the "first" one.

GIK · 05-12-2007, 09:10 PM

I failed my first drivers test for speeding. I was really REALLY bummed too because I took my test the same day my Dad took his (and passed), 25 years earlier. I thought it would be cool to share that with him. Oh well!

RedsMan3203 · 05-12-2007, 10:02 PM

There was some good laughs....

Mine...

I'll rock out to Kely Clarkson anyday of the week.... I'll be sitting at the light going... "since you been gone.... I can breathe for the first time.... I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah.... Thanks to you, now I get what I want... Since you been gone..."

And the girls just stare and giggle... Its funny.

cincinnati chili · 05-12-2007, 10:08 PM

Julie Andrews caused me to pop my first Merkle's.

vaticanplum · 05-12-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cincinnati chili

Julie Andrews caused me to pop my first Merkle's.

Wow. It takes a lot to take me aback, but I think you just succeeded.

Yachtzee · 05-12-2007, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittyDuran

I

Duran Duran...

Have all their CD/albums/45s/CD singles/videos + 5 scrapbooks, numerous posters, and 30 videotapes of recorded material!

[just thought I'd let everyone know the depths of my decadance]

Was that supposed to be a confession, or a profession of faith?

Red in Chicago · 05-12-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittyDuran

I also talk to and answer myself!

i do the same thing kd...it's like if i just think it without saying it out loud, i'm lost

jojo · 05-12-2007, 10:41 PM

I'm a cereal killer who eats my victims....I especially find Peanut Butter Crunch tasty..

Yachtzee · 05-12-2007, 10:52 PM

When at a wedding, does anyone else ponder what the bride (or the groom if that's your preference) has on beneath the gown, or do you just go straight to picturing them naked?

redsmetz · 05-12-2007, 10:53 PM

Back in the day, I thought The Dave Clark 5 was a better band than The Beatles. As a certified Beatle-phile, my kids find that hard to believe. Of course, in my defense, and little known to the masses, The Dave Clark 5 broke up six months after The Beatles.

WMR · 05-13-2007, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ltlabner

I once got so bombed, that I peed in a houseplant at the house we were partying in.

The wife of the homeowner came home from her late shift as a nurse to find me in my underpants, wizzing into her potted fern.

Good times.

Hey my buddy just called me, he said you swore last week you'd be there the next day to clean things up but you never showed up. What gives?

jmcclain19 · 05-13-2007, 04:11 AM

My wife is pregnant with our first child.

We haven't told anyone yet

WMR · 05-13-2007, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcclain19

My wife is pregnant with our first child.

We haven't told anyone yet

OMG JOSH!

Lemme be the first to congratulate you!!

How far along is she?

Thrown around any names yet if it's a boy or girl?

jmcclain19 · 05-13-2007, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS

OMG JOSH!

Lemme be the first to congratulate you!!

How far along is she?

Thrown around any names yet if it's a boy or girl?

Thanks. I think

I'm still trying to come to terms with it. Tomorrow (mother's day) is the big reveal for both families.

She's six weeks along - And we're a football field apart on names. That's alright - I have 7+ months to make her come around

05-12-2007, 09:02 PM	#92
RFS62 Hey Cubs Fans Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 16,567	Re: Redszone Confessions.... I almost ran over the State Trooper who gave me my first driving test. Notice I said the "first" one. __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark Twain

05-12-2007, 09:10 PM	#93
GIK Administrator Join Date: Apr 2000 Posts: 4,056	Re: Redszone Confessions.... I failed my first drivers test for speeding. I was really REALLY bummed too because I took my test the same day my Dad took his (and passed), 25 years earlier. I thought it would be cool to share that with him. Oh well!

05-12-2007, 10:02 PM	#94
RedsMan3203 Reds Slacker '07 Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,783	Re: Redszone Confessions.... There was some good laughs.... Mine... I'll rock out to Kely Clarkson anyday of the week.... I'll be sitting at the light going... "since you been gone.... I can breathe for the first time.... I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah.... Thanks to you, now I get what I want... Since you been gone..." And the girls just stare and giggle... Its funny. __________________ You think you got what it takes to play a real fantasy game? Join me at Jockstocks. You can play Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Nascar and even Hockey! Jockstocks Homepage Do you have your shirt on? - Adam Dunn to Marty on the Bananna Phone.

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05-12-2007, 10:41 PM	#99
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05-12-2007, 10:52 PM	#100
Yachtzee Hisssssssss Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Land of the Lost Posts: 6,985	Re: Redszone Confessions.... When at a wedding, does anyone else ponder what the bride (or the groom if that's your preference) has on beneath the gown, or do you just go straight to picturing them naked? __________________ "I don't classify 'em, I just pacify 'em." - George Foster.

05-12-2007, 10:53 PM	#101
redsmetz Redsmetz Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Winton Place Posts: 10,450	Re: Redszone Confessions.... Back in the day, I thought The Dave Clark 5 was a better band than The Beatles. As a certified Beatle-phile, my kids find that hard to believe. Of course, in my defense, and little known to the masses, The Dave Clark 5 broke up six months after The Beatles.

05-13-2007, 04:11 AM	#103
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