Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth-graders

[Red Heeler]

Originally Posted by dabvu2498

Two words: Murfreesboro and Tennessee.

And what, exactly, is that supposed to mean?

[Chip R]

Originally Posted by HumnHilghtFreel

My mind is completely blown. Not just because it happened, but because it seems that an entire group of teachers got together and decided that this would be a good idea.

That's the thing that strikes me odd. A group of teachers were bored on their break and decided that those kids needed the wits scared out of them. Doesn't make sense to me. I'm guessing that somebody higher up approved this.

[westofyou]

Originally Posted by Chip R

That's the thing that strikes me odd. A group of teachers were bored on their break and decided that those kids needed the wits scared out of them. Doesn't make sense to me. I'm guessing that somebody higher up approved this.

I'm blaming activists judges or Dan Brown, I'm going to flip later and decide.

[registerthis]

Originally Posted by westofyou

I'm blaming activists judges or Dan Brown, I'm going to flip later and decide.

Clinton!

[SunDeck]

Originally Posted by Ltlabner

That's a good one.

I prefer setting small fires in their bedrooms while they are sleeping. Occasionally, I'll chain their bedroom doors shut to help them understand they might have to escape the inferno in a creative way.

Evidently, you could be principal at an elementary school in Murfreesboro.

[M2]

Originally Posted by SunDeck

They will grow up weak.

I like to jump out from behind the piano now and then with a meat cleaver. Keeps my kids on their toes.

You never know. You just never know.

You know, these sorts of things wouldn't be an issue if every kid was packing.

Of course, changing the channel from Cartoon Network to the news would be a lot of more of a high stakes event.

[Johnny Footstool]

Originally Posted by M2

My son went to the zoo recently and his class put on a recorder concert. My daugther's looking forward to Field Day and was in a play.

They do a lot of reading, math, social studies and science too.

But are they getting enough mortal terror? I think not.

Well, now, Is that the responsibility of the schools? Shouldn't that be taught in the home?

[Johnny Footstool]

Originally Posted by Ltlabner

That's a good one.

I prefer setting small fires in their bedrooms while they are sleeping. Occasionally, I'll chain their bedroom doors shut to help them understand they might have to escape the inferno in a creative way.

Eventually, your kids will wise up and buy you tap shoes. Then you can't skulk around without waking them up.

[dabvu2498]

Originally Posted by Red Heeler

And what, exactly, is that supposed to mean?

It means I used to live in Nashville. Always fun to level a little humor at those from down I-24. And at those who live in K-ville.

[StillFunkyB]

The real question is:

Were they wearing their helmets?

[RedsBaron]

Originally Posted by Roy Tucker

If I were to make a list of Top 10 Really Bad Ideas, this would be in the top 3.

If I was to make a list of only Top One Really Bad Idea, this would be it. Amazingly stupid.

[RFS62]

Originally Posted by RedsBaron

If I was to make a list of only Top One Really Bad Idea, this would be it. Amazingly stupid.

Well, Puffy's "do-it-yourself root canal" kit wasn't exactly the best idea either.

[pedro]

Originally Posted by RFS62

Well, Puffy's "do-it-yourself root canal" kit wasn't exactly the best idea either.

I still maintain that you get some really neat craft ideas at the Civil War Dental Surgery Museum in Richmond, Virginia.

Anyone need a necklace made out of bone?

[dman]

Originally Posted by dabvu2498

It means I used to live in Nashville. Always fun to level a little humor at those from down I-24. And at those who live in K-ville.

Dabvu, you make some really good posts and you nearly always mean well with what you post. I'm just not sure this was the appropriate post to joke at a very serious situation.

Hope you're not offended by me posting this.

[RBA]

I have planned hundreds of exercise scenarios due to my job. And this is not the way to go about it. But everybody should know that by common sense alone.