WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years - RedsZone.com - Cincinnati Reds Fans' Home for Baseball Discussion

Dom Heffner · 03-12-2008, 05:14 PM

Might be the best thing I've read in awhile.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/

SunDeck · 03-12-2008, 05:25 PM

I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years.

Somebody at that home is a crackpot.

MrCinatit · 03-12-2008, 05:43 PM

After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night.

I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it.

camisadelgolf · 03-12-2008, 05:43 PM

Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

registerthis · 03-12-2008, 05:46 PM

I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

Oxilon · 03-12-2008, 05:47 PM

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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Well, I think I have the answer to that question. Atleast, I really hope I do...

camisadelgolf · 03-12-2008, 06:04 PM

Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

Chip R · 03-12-2008, 06:36 PM

What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

camisadelgolf · 03-12-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip R

What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace?

She probably could have done that faster than reading all of KronoRed's posts.

RedsManRick · 03-12-2008, 07:08 PM

There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.

Edskin · 03-12-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by registerthis

I think the best line in the article was this:

"The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "

You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines.

I dunno, Ness City might be a pretty happenin' place..I liked this quote:

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said

Just an everyday thang in the NC!

BUTLER REDSFAN · 03-12-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedsManRick

There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad.

Yeah, she loved Metallica....sorry couldnt resist

Johnny Footstool · 03-12-2008, 10:09 PM

That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!

cumberlandreds · 03-13-2008, 09:51 AM

Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it.

rotnoid · 03-13-2008, 10:46 AM

That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months.

03-12-2008, 05:14 PM	#1
Dom Heffner Potential Lunch Winner Join Date: May 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,666	WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years Might be the best thing I've read in awhile. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/ __________________ If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg

03-12-2008, 05:25 PM	#2
SunDeck First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,224	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years I guess it must have been a 2 bathroom house. I cannot imagine what kind of dysfunction there must be to A) want to sit on a toilet for two years and B) allow a loved one to sit on a toilet for two years. Somebody at that home is a crackpot. __________________ Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

03-12-2008, 05:43 PM	#3
MrCinatit Baseball card addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Piqua Posts: 4,426	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years After a couple of weeks, I think I would have just quietly moved out one night. I was going to make a pun about women taking a long time in the bathroom...but thought better of it. __________________ whisper words of wisdom I wrote a book! My AmazonShort My other AmazonShort

03-12-2008, 05:43 PM	#4
camisadelgolf Vampire Weekend @Bernie's Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 11,311	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years Wow. I love the internet. On topic, I bet she has a god-awful case of hemorrhoids.

03-12-2008, 05:46 PM	#5
registerthis Harry Chiti Fan Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 5,872	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years I think the best line in the article was this: "The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. " You don't say. Gosh, with everything else going on in Ness City it's amazing that something like this would make headlines. __________________ We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

03-12-2008, 06:04 PM	#7
camisadelgolf Vampire Weekend @Bernie's Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 11,311	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years Her legs were atrophied, and yet they're still not sure if she is physically disabled.

03-12-2008, 06:36 PM	#8
Chip R Rally Onion! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 33,219	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years What the hell was she doing, reading War and Peace? __________________ The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

03-12-2008, 07:08 PM	#10
RedsManRick Stat Wanker Hodiernus Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 14,915	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years There has to be some significant metal problem going on. Imagine if she has some sort Alzheimer's like disorder. Just sad. __________________ Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.

03-12-2008, 10:09 PM	#13
Johnny Footstool Churlish Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 13,664	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years That's how we roll in the Kan-Zass!

03-13-2008, 09:51 AM	#14
cumberlandreds Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sterling VA Posts: 7,845	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years Unbelievable! That's about all I can say about it. __________________ Reds Fan Since 1971

03-13-2008, 10:46 AM	#15
rotnoid So long old friend Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 1,264	Re: WOman Stuck to Toilet Seat For Two Years That's a long time to wait for some TP. I'd probably have broken down and used the shower curtain after 3 or 4 months. __________________ I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits." -Pete Rose

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