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Old 08-27-2008, 02:23 PM   #16
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Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:25 PM   #17
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Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?

I know it's surprising, but I don't think he did.
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Old 08-27-2008, 03:14 PM   #18
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This reminds me of a joke I heard the other day....

Man walks into a bank and robs it.

On his way out of the bank, the robber says to a guy on the ground "Did you see me rob the bank?" Guy answers "Yes". Robber shoots the guy.

Robber says to another guy on the ground "Did you see me rob the bank?" Guy answers "No, but my wife did."
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:03 PM   #19
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I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.

Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!" :
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:05 PM   #20
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I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
And a firearm to boot.

That's extra style points right there.
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:02 AM   #21
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Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion
I know I shouldn't be thinking this far ahead...but why start a record company when you have 360 billion? Shouldn't you be buying an island and starting your own country?
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:07 AM   #22
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I hear a dime bag of pot is really expensive nowadays.

Maybe this was an ingenious way, by the GF's mother, to finally put an end to her daughter's relationship with this pothead?.... "Here's a check for 36 billion. Run down to the store and get me a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and a case of Hostess Ho-Hos, and keep the change!" :

It was $360 Billion, Mole Man.
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:42 PM   #23
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It was $360 Billion, Mole Man.


Yeah, get it straight, GAC. If it had been 36 million like you said, it might have worked.

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Old 08-28-2008, 06:07 PM   #24
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It reminds me of the old Bob & Ray routine about the bank teller whose paycheck was made out wrong, for millions and millions of dollars and the bank is pleading with her not to cash it because it will ruin them, etc.

I received a 6/29/2007 earning statement for the amount of $59,796.78

(I know that's chump change for most of you guys...wrong decimal point in the "hours worked" column...and yes, it was direct-deposited into my checking account...fortunately, payroll "corrected" it before I got audited)

I also have an uncashed money order from some guy in Nigeria...but hey, who doesn't?
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:27 PM   #25
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For the life of me, I still can't figure out how this guy's plan went heywire.
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And a firearm to boot.

That's extra style points right there.
Plus another couple years mandatory time on the firearm specification for the indictment.
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Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?
Why would he need a bag? He figured they'd just give him three 120 billion dollar bills.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:45 PM   #28
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Did dude even bring a bag to carry it all in? Did he think ahead at all?
Pretty stupid huh? Me? I would have been a lot smarter and instead opened up an account there and got the free toaster.
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