The Tiger Woods Saga Thread

[RBA]

I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I'm not an attourney. But state laws for DWI/DUI apply on private property in most states, if not all.

[Spring~Fields]

Originally Posted by Chip R

I thought Tiger was a better driver than that.

Hydrant in one How do you score that tree on the follow through though?

Seriously though I am glad that he is alright at this time.

[macro]

Originally Posted by redsfan1966

...or he was just in a rush to get to the Doorbusters at Best Buy.

That was similar to my comment when I heard this happened at 2:30am. I said "I seriously doubt he was going to get in line at Walmart to save $3.00 on a toaster".

[Boston Red]

TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

[reds44]

Brings a new meaning to Tiger drove one into the trees.

[Razor Shines]

If you're on Twitter and don't follow the SklarBrothers you should.

Here's their tweet on the Tiger thing:

SklarBrothers Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. What's the big deal? That's how John Daly pulls out of his driveway every night.

[GAC]

It's reported that his wife smashed out the back window with a club to help him get out, while Tiger was heard screaming "NOT THE ALPHA DRIVER! NOT THE ALPHA!"

that's their story and they're sticking with it. :

[Redhook]

Originally Posted by Boston Red

TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

Hmmmm. Makes sense actually.

[Bob Borkowski]

Originally Posted by Boston Red

TMZ always manages to make things interesting.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...v-lacerations/

I buy this summary of events.

The police version is full of holes.

[Red in Chicago]

hell hath no fury...

[Reds4Life]

TMZ version makes a lot of sense. A lot more sense than the story released by the police.

[George Foster]

Originally Posted by Reds4Life

TMZ version makes a lot of sense. A lot more sense than the story released by the police.

When I first heard the story I thought it was BS. I told my wife at lunch, that they were fighting, she hit him, he was getting out of dodge to avoid a bigger fight (smart), as he was leaving and driving off she smashed his rear window. She probably threw the golf club like a boomerang, that was what distracted him and he wrecked. ( IF they argue like me and my wife, it goes from room to room...so her having a chance to grab a club out of a closet, makes a lot more since in this scenario.)

My wife said, "How many people with little kids, keep golf glubs just laying around? The story of her hearing him wreck, and having the forethought to grab a golf club, just in case Tiger might not be able to get out of the car is ludacris.

[Razor Shines]

Originally Posted by George Foster

When I first heard the story I thought it was BS. I told my wife at lunch, that they were fighting, she hit him, he was getting out of dodge to avoid a bigger fight (smart), as he was leaving and driving off she smashed his rear window. She probably threw the golf club like a boomerang, that was what distracted him and he wrecked. ( IF they argue like me and my wife, it goes from room to room...so her having a chance to grab a club out of a closet, makes a lot more since in this scenario.)

My wife said, "How many people with little kids, keep golf glubs just laying around? The story of her hearing him wreck, and having the forethought to grab a golf club, just in case Tiger might not be able to get out of the car is ludacris.

Yeah, "Oh no! Tiger's stuck in his car......I could run back inside and grab the extra set of keys, or I could go find one of his golf clubs and smash the rear window out..........Golf Club!"

[REDblooded]

Best one-liner on this one came from another board I frequent...


"shortest drive of his life"

[RedsManRick]

The TMZ report definitely seems the most complete of all the ones I've heard. I didn't quite buy that she had to use a club to rescue him from the car...