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15fan · 12-02-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Oxblood

For Tiger, it has officially hit the fan.

It's gonna be good to be Elin on Christmas morning this year.

RichRed · 12-02-2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip R

I'm wondering why ESPN is continuing to report on this. Now that the ticket has been issued, it's a civil case.

I see what you did there!

westofyou · 12-02-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by flyer85

he is the most well known athlete on the planet.

Is he?

Christiano Ronaldo might be too.

Chip R · 12-02-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 15fan

It's gonna be good to be Elin on Christmas morning this year.

Tiger's probably calling Kobe right now and asking him who his jeweler is.

Not to make light of adultry but it reminds me of a joke I heard this morning:

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in
the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Roy Tucker · 12-02-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip R

Tiger's probably calling Kobe right now and asking him who his jeweler is.

I had exactly the same thought.

Funny joke.

redsfanmia · 12-02-2009, 03:23 PM

I must say that I laughed out loud when I heard the voice mail Tiger left Amy Grubb asking to change her voicemail greeting.

WMR · 12-02-2009, 04:08 PM

MWM · 12-02-2009, 04:34 PM

A lot of people out there seem genuinely surprised. Like I said before, I just assumed. Heck, if it came out tomorrow that the squeaky clean Peyton Manning has similar issues, it would not surprise me at all (please note: i'm not suggesting Manning is or ever would engage in extra-marital affairs. I use his name only because he's got about the most virtuous image of any athlete in the US and I think the masses would be floored to find out he was filandering. I would not be surprised is all I'm saying). I mean, just look at Elin. She is drop-dead gorgeous and it STILL wasn't enough for Tiger. These two women he's linked to are not in Elin's league, yet he still felt the need to pursue. Just shows that the male nature is just too much to overcome for most.

I also think it's still a leap to presume the rumors of the accident and Elin bashing in the window in rage are true simply because Tiger has admitted to getting some on the side.

Boston Red · 12-02-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MWM

I also think it's still a leap to presume the rumors of the accident and Elin bashing in the window in rage are true simply because Tiger has admitted to getting some on the side.

What other reason would she have to bash in the back window?

Chip R · 12-02-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MWM

I also think it's still a leap to presume the rumors of the accident and Elin bashing in the window in rage are true simply because Tiger has admitted to getting some on the side.

So you think she just did it for the heck of it?

GIDP · 12-02-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Boston Red

What other reason would she have to bash in the back window?

tripped and fell while running to save his life

Chip R · 12-02-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GIDP

tripped and fell while running to save his life

With a golf club in her hands to make a tourniquet just in case he would get hurt, right?

fearofpopvol1 · 12-02-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Unassisted

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...s.html?sid=101

This is what I hate the most. Guy is caught red-handed with his hand in the cookie jar and refuses to actually acknowledge what he did wrong and tries to hide behind some words (that he posts on a website--not even in person). What a wussy.

RBA · 12-02-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by westofyou

Is he?

Christiano Ronaldo might be too.

Never heard of him. But that doesn't prove anything. How many Chinese know who is Christiano Ronaldo? They know Tiger Woods.

westofyou · 12-02-2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RBA

Never heard of him. But that doesn't prove anything. How many Chinese know who is Christiano Ronaldo? They know Tiger Woods.

Do they?

All 1.3 Billion?

My guess is as famous as Tiger is Beckham or even Christine are pushing for that title.

BTW he plays soccer, a sport that most folks around the world pay more attention to than Golf.

We know more play it than those who golf, that's for sure.

12-02-2009, 03:23 PM	#186
redsfanmia Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: indianapolis, IN Posts: 3,453	Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck I must say that I laughed out loud when I heard the voice mail Tiger left Amy Grubb asking to change her voicemail greeting. __________________ I was in the ORG once, best 6 months of my life.

12-02-2009, 04:34 PM	#188
MWM Pre-tty, pre-tty good!! Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,171	Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck A lot of people out there seem genuinely surprised. Like I said before, I just assumed. Heck, if it came out tomorrow that the squeaky clean Peyton Manning has similar issues, it would not surprise me at all (please note: i'm not suggesting Manning is or ever would engage in extra-marital affairs. I use his name only because he's got about the most virtuous image of any athlete in the US and I think the masses would be floored to find out he was filandering. I would not be surprised is all I'm saying). I mean, just look at Elin. She is drop-dead gorgeous and it STILL wasn't enough for Tiger. These two women he's linked to are not in Elin's league, yet he still felt the need to pursue. Just shows that the male nature is just too much to overcome for most. I also think it's still a leap to presume the rumors of the accident and Elin bashing in the window in rage are true simply because Tiger has admitted to getting some on the side. __________________ Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David

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