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Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Every February, hope springs eternal and major league players return to the ballfields in Arizona & Florida to report for Spring Training.
Unfortunately, one of the rites of spring is also cliched sports reporting & those same ballplayers using the same repeated lines about how they changed their batting stance, lost weight or are in the best shape of their life. In a humorous exercise, I'm going to do my best to keep track of how often this idea - how great of shape the player is in - is repeated by different players & recited in the media this spring training. This thread is part I - "I'm in the best shape of my life" Last edited by jmcclain19; 02-05-2010 at 12:37 PM. |
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Person 1 - Ken Griffey Jr
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...=.jsp&c_id=mlb Quote:
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Carlos Zambrano
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports...,3344222.story Quote:
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Tom Verducci did a column on this a couple of years ago you may enjoy.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...l?eref=writers |
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
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http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?...=.jsp&c_id=mlb Here's a list from 2008 in case there are other repeat proclaimers. http://www.rotoauthority.com/2008/01...-traini-1.html Last edited by klw; 02-05-2010 at 12:53 PM. |
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
the Pirates Andrew McCutchen
http://www.timesobserver.com/page/co....html?nav=5051 Quote:
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
See which one of these end up on the DL first
![]() I like the way how someone's bad year is attributed to "he was too fat." Then they lose weight and lose stamina and strength because of the weight loss.
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
This thread is awesome
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Yeah, it really is. Great stuff, Josh.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Glad you guys like it. Everyone please feel free to contribute if you come across any stories in the same vein.
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Matt Stairs
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GR8NESS
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Bahahahaha, one of the best threads on the entire internet. Kudos McClain.
Loving the Stairs one especially. |
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Gary Matthews Intends to Prove Himself with Mets
http://www.metsblog.com/2010/02/05/r...prove-himself/ In a report for Newsday, David Lennon says Gary Matthews Jr. has been working with both a running coach and a personal trainer since November, and Matthews says he’s in “phenomenal shape”. However, Matthews told Lennon during a phone interview yesterday Omar Minaya didn’t make any promises to him, but hopes to let his work ethic speak for itself.
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Re: Spring Training 2010: "I'm in the best shape of my life"
Jose Reyes
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