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Old 05-01-2010, 12:42 AM   #1
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Paul Keels drinking game

Take a drink everytime he says UHM HUM. You will be wasted by the bottom of the second.
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:42 AM   #2
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Personally I take a drink every time he screws up a count, a score, a name, or who is coming up in the next inning.

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Old 05-01-2010, 01:46 AM   #3
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i plyaed ths gamegz uhshhhzghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:48 AM   #4
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i plyaed ths gamegz uhshhhzghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Old 05-01-2010, 02:07 AM   #5
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rdes win???
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:10 PM   #6
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Paul Keels is hideous, it makes me cringe when I turn the game on and see that he's on there.
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:35 PM   #7
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I thought Keels was only going to do like 40 games to give Thom a breather? It seems like he's already down half of them.

He is in a word...terrible. It's obvious he doesn't know a damn thing about baseball. And I don't just mean the Saber vs. Joe Morgan kind of know. I mean the basic rules, like three strikes and 4 balls kind of stuff. I swear I heard him say a 3-3 count earlier this year.

Before he got the job the Reds should've made him take a Scantron test with baseball questions.

How many innings are in a game? How many outs are in an inning? And the like.

If they did Hoard would've gotten the job.

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Old 05-01-2010, 05:04 PM   #8
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Re: Paul Keels drinking game

How did FSN get off giving the Reds Job to the voice of Ohio State instead of the Voice of UC?
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Old 05-01-2010, 05:26 PM   #9
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Re: Paul Keels drinking game

hoo wun thu gaamme?!..?,,,...
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How did FSN get off giving the Reds Job to the voice of Ohio State instead of the Voice of UC?
Dan Hoard was my vote.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:50 PM   #11
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i agree hes bad....but when he was first hired i remember everyone saying it was a good hire
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:41 PM   #12
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Bring in Bill Raftery
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:46 PM   #13
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I thought Keels was only going to do like 40 games to give Thom a breather? It seems like he's already down half of them.

He is in a word...terrible. It's obvious he doesn't know a damn thing about baseball. And I don't just mean the Saber vs. Joe Morgan kind of know. I mean the basic rules, like three strikes and 4 balls kind of stuff. I swear I heard him say a 3-3 count earlier this year.

Before he got the job the Reds should've made him take a Scantron test with baseball questions.

How many innings are in a game? How many outs are in an inning? And the like.

If they did Hoard would've gotten the job.

lol I heard him say a 2-3 count before.. It may have been even occurred during a Luis Pujols at-bat, but I'm not sure.
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:03 AM   #14
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Haha, I was actually going to make a thread about this because of how annoying it was. Perhaps the drinking game will mellow my attitude toward Keels.
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:35 AM   #15
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I watched Keels early during some Reds losses and thought maybe he would sound better if winning. Nope...he doesnt ! Very very boring !
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