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Join Date: May 2004
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Day before colonoscopy
I am having a colonoscopy 1st thing Monday morning. Has any1 else been thru this? Have you seen what all you have to take the day b4? ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's put it this way.It starts with 17(yes 17) Senekot laxatives and goes downhill from there. At least I will have the Bengals/Reds to listen to on the radio while I am shooting myself into the stratosphere.ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joe Oliver love-child
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Lexington
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
Just know that the colon prep that you are enduring right now is FAR worse than the actual procedure.
You will be sleeping like a baby during the procedure...diaper rash and all.
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Be the ball
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Mason, OH
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
Get yourself a good book. You'll have a lot of time in the library.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cincinnati/Colerain
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
My best advice would be just to soak it all in and enjoy the experience. Getting a colonoscopy can be a lot of fun if you let it.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Out Wayne
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New York
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
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Yeah, at least you've got it behind you.
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Chicago
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Good luck. I'm sure you'll be fine. |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
something to look forward to I suppose.
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Olathe, KS
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: PDX
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What Me Worry?
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
Posts: 26,421
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
I've had 2 colostomies in the last 8 years. The reason I had to have the second was simply because they found/removed polyps on the first one.
The first one was pure hell simply because they gave me a sedative, so I was semi-conscious through the procedure and it felt like they were trying to take me tonsils out from the other end. After the procedure the Dr told me I was all over the table and hard to hold down and I told him "You should have been on my end Doc!" When I had the second one they had an anesthesiologist present because they had to put me out. Much better. All I remember is waking up afterwards and the nurses trying to get me to sit up and get my act together. As far as the prep beforehand, that crap they made me drink was done right nasty! The nurse told me that the best thing to do is have an ice cold glass of water handy. Drink the fluid and then GULP the water as fast as you can to try and "lessen" the taste. If you try to mix it with other liquids you like, hoping it will somehow lessen the taste, it ain't gonna work... PERIOD! And after you drink it, prepare to do a Jeff Daniels (Dumb and Dumber) YouTube - dumb & dumber-A very funny scene
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 159
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
As others have stated, and you're aware of by now, the prep is by far the worst part. The procedure itself isn't that bad, but the inability to eat and the prep is just horrible. Good luck
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 5,465
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
My next door neighbor is nuts. He ran home after his colonoscopy.
His bother one-upped him by riding a bike home from his colonoscopy. |
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Viva la Rolen
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Re: Day before colonoscopy
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