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Old 01-22-2013, 03:27 PM   #1
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Re: Chris Carpenter DFA'ed

Reds should sign him just to confuse people.
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Old 01-22-2013, 03:31 PM   #3
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:04 PM   #4
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Reds should sign him just to confuse people.
How would I explain that to my son?
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Old 01-22-2013, 04:57 PM   #5
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How would I explain that to my son?
The only time I have ever actually said "How do I explain that to my son?", was when he started asking questions about Mantei Teo. My first thought was what would Chris Carpenter say?
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Old 01-22-2013, 05:09 PM   #6
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The only time I have ever actually said "How do I explain that to my son?", was when he started asking questions about Mantei Teo. My first thought was what would Chris Carpenter say?
Carpenter would have accused a middle infielder of being Manti Teo's girlfriend the first time a ground ball got through.
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Carpenter would have accused a middle infielder of being Manti Teo's girlfriend the first time a ground ball got through.
What does WMR stand for? Weapons of Mass Reconstruction?
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What does WMR stand for? Weapons of Mass Reconstruction?
Walter Mondale Rocks. He has to abbreviate because it's political, and because he's embarrassed that Mondale never panned out and ended up playing in Japan.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:05 AM   #9
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Walter Mondale Rocks. He has to abbreviate because it's political, and because he's embarrassed that Mondale never panned out and ended up playing in Japan.
Now that is funny!
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Walter Mondale Rocks. He has to abbreviate because it's political, and because he's embarrassed that Mondale never panned out and ended up playing in Japan.


holy crap that's funny.

It was an homage to the player responsible for the most famous "Can we rework his contract so he can be sent to the minor leagues" debate in Reds history.
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holy crap that's funny.

It was an homage to the player responsible for the most famous "Can we rework his contract so he can be sent to the minor leagues" debate in Reds history.
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