Todd Helton arrested on DUI

[Raisor]

Originally Posted by Blitz Dorsey

Lolz at the people who think he was just going there to buy lottery tix. His drunk arse was on a beer run!

If you can't take a drunk at 230am at his word, who can you?

[traderumor]

Originally Posted by Raisor

If you can't take a drunk at 230am at his word, who can you?

Of course, that assumes you properly understood the slurred answer to the question of "sir, how much have you had to drink as "about 2 or 3." To quote Margaret Houlihan (and others), "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

[Revering4Blue]

Originally Posted by traderumor

Of course, that assumes you properly understood the slurred answer to the question of "sir, how much have you had to drink as "about 2 or 3." To quote Margaret Houlihan (and others), "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

Often followed by "Ociffer."