The Timmy Hummel "Thug Life" Fan Club

[Eric_Davis]

West of You, the REDS' clubhouse needs a picture of that one. :MandJ:

[oregonred]

WOY -- That's incredible.

You should do that kind of stuff for a living

[missionhockey21]

Originally Posted by smith288

Thug life continues to pimp his way into the hearts and minds of the Reds fan's hearts.

Do I smell a quote coming? Yes I do. :GAC:

[SanDiegoRed]

Thug life is the man!

[TheManWith3Legs]

Originally Posted by SteelSD

My contribution for your consideration as the Thug Life Fan Club Theme Song...

Big Pimpin’

With apologies to Jay-Z

Performed by Thug Life Masta T. Humdiggity, Lark Daddy, G-R-iff-ey Mack Playa’ K


Uhh, uh uh uh
It's big pimpin baby..
It's big pimpin, spendin G's
Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..


[Thug Life Masta T. Humdiggity]

You know I - thug em, pound em, yank em, smoke em
Cause I don't freakin’ need em
Take em out the park, whether light or dark
Pitchers I don’t never heed em
First time rag arm fusses I'm breezin’
Talkin bout, "This be Thug Life’s season."
Baseball pimp in every sense of the word, snitch
Pitcher trippin with no good reason
Bats from the hood where I keep em
til I need a hit, til I need to beat your <censored>
Then it's, beep beep I'm pickin ribbies up
Up on me, the meatball pitchers suck
Playa’s wanna put Thuggy’s fists in cuffs
Throw a fastball you be pushin’ your luck
Might have good stuff but I be lightin’ you up
so how you be livin it up? Shoot I..
give with nothin, y'all be frontin
cause you pitch like a JIMMAH!?
You got nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
HeartS cold as assassins, but we got passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
So get yo’ pitch in
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

Chorus One: [Thug Life Mack Masta T. Humdiggity]


We doin.. big pimpin, pitcha’ thowin the cheese
Check em out now
Big pimpin, at the G.A.B
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, smackin’ that cheese
We doin - big pimpin, at the G.A.B
We doin.. big pimpin down in B.O.B
It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey

[Lark Daddy]

Figure it's the – big Cinci rap impresario
Comin straight up out small market bar-rio
Makin’ a mill' up at the age of forty-o
Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No it ain’t luck that ball done go
Now every time, every place, everywhere we know
Peeps start pointin - they say, "There he go!"
Now these suckas know we carry mo' heat than a little bit
Trippin’ pitchas must be feeling mighty snakebit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read my stats you illiterate <censored> and step up yo' vocab
Don't be surprised if two runners score with me
and you see us comin down on yo' bad
Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But playa if you hatin
then you wait while yo' slider gets raked, it’s cake
You gotta play like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on
Now take yo’ sass to the back as I'm ready to rake
This is the land they let me get my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the rubber we be breakin yo’ toes on
Batters box is what we flow's on
When we gets hot, then the balls start poppin like ozone
Keep pitchers crunk like Trigger-man
Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip
And getting old there ain’t nothin’ to it, fool

Chorus Two: [Lark Daddy]

We doin.. big pimpin, pitcha’ thowin the cheese
Check em out now
Big pimpin, at the G.A.B
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, smackin’ that cheese
We doin - big pimpin, at the G.A.B
We doin.. big pimpin down in B.O.B
It's just that T. Humma’, Lark, G-R-iff-ey

[G-R-iff-ey Mack Playa’ K]

Uhh.. ball taken out, P given up, hope he got a Manzanillo cup
All my game got leather and wood, and it ain’t no luck
Everybody wanna ball, pitcha heeding my call
If he up, watch him fall, cause we bleed em all
If I wasn't playin’ baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes
Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest till Lindner done pay me
Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them other NL boys?
Comin down in candied toys, trippin’ out just talkin noise

Chorus Two

Dude, that is classic! I'd love to hear it really performed. "Big Pimpin'" should be Hummel's pre-at bat song instead of that stupid "Hey Cincinnati" crap. I think everyone should do the Big Pimpin' whistle for every "Thug Life" hit! :GAC: Once again, great job!

[Chip R]

[KronoRed]

Werd

[TheManWith3Legs]

Hummel getting ready to battle



Tha Man gettin down



Hummizzle Da Shizzle Dizzle chillin wit Mike Cameron and Ronnie Belliard :mhcky21:

[jmcclain19]

It's a sad day boys and girls, fellow members of the Timmy Hummel "Thug Life" Fan Club.

Timmy H has moved onto the Red Sox.

[Chip R]

Originally Posted by jmcclain19

It's a sad day boys and girls, fellow members of the Timmy Hummel "Thug Life" Fan Club.

Timmy H has moved onto the Red Sox.

All good things must come to an end.

[Danny Serafini]

I'll pour a 40 on the sidewalk for him tonight.

[Red Leader]

Originally Posted by Danny Serafini

I'll pour a 40 on the sidewalk for him tonight.

:MandJ: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Originally Posted by Danny Serafini

I'll pour a 40 on the sidewalk for him tonight.

Werd

[wheels]

Fo my dead Homey....