|
10-11-2005, 02:30 PM
|
#46 |
|
I hate the Cubs
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,580
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
ORH, turning the table!
That is so awesome. I don't even go near her when Desperate Housewives is on, but she is more then ok, with talking at me during Lost or Invasion. Shows that require attention to detail.
__________________
Whenever you get mad over a called strike or ball on a close pitch, it's the equivalent of being mad at the QB pump-faking one time before throwing a pass in your average NFL game. ---Caveat Emperor |
|
|
|
10-11-2005, 04:28 PM
|
#47 | |
|
Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Centerville, OH
Posts: 20,422
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
yea, how do you get that to happen?
__________________
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.' -Snoop on his retirement Your Mom is happy. |
|
|
|
|
|
10-11-2005, 05:46 PM
|
#48 | |
|
Score Early, Score Often
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,127
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
Wife walks into the room, starts talking, I pause the TV show and look back sweetly at my gal and converse ... and then return to my regularly scheduled program when she decides she is done with me. Fast forward through any commercials and get caught back up to real-time. Better yet, record all your shows ahead of time and watch them completely at your leisure. All my girlfriends did this too. I think they just want to feel more important than the History Channel, and really, can you blame them? I'd like to think I am more important than the 6 O'Clock news. Get the DVR (I like TiVo) and I promise you'll thank me later. GL |
|
|
|
|
|
10-11-2005, 09:53 PM
|
#49 | |
|
First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 5,224
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
I'm calling you right now and handing the phone to my wife.
__________________
Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone. |
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 12:30 AM
|
#50 | |
|
Score Early, Score Often
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,127
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 07:01 AM
|
#51 |
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 508
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
We just found out we are expecting our first, as I am about to graduate college. (I went back to school later in life to become pursue my teaching degree.) She had promised me Reds season tickets if I ever went back to school and graduated (that's the key, graduation!). I graduate in 2 months, and last night I am teasing her about how I can't wait for Reds season tickets. The "tale" about women being moody when they are pregnant is true. I was actually kidding around about the tickets, when she ripped me a new one and said, "We are about to bring a child into this world, and all you're concerned with are season tickets? What is your problem?" It's going to be a long 7 months (remaining).
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 07:22 AM
|
#52 | |
|
Be the ball
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Mason, OH
Posts: 11,111
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
__________________
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." |
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 08:08 AM
|
#53 | |
|
What Me Worry?
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
Posts: 26,416
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
And they are moody even when not pregnant.  When we had our last (Samuel in '96) it was during a blizzard. She went into a lonnng labor starting that morning. We had a private birthing room. Needless to say, it made for a long day. The problem was that that night was the NCAA Championship Bowl game between Florida and Nebraska. And my inconsiderate wife decided to deliver right in the middle of the game. The Dr and I were both trying to watch the game in the room (and also be supportive  ), while my wife was laying there trying to push this kid out. Our first two kids came pretty easily, but Samuel was not cooperating one bit. She was screaming at nurses, doctors, and just about anyone who was in range. Me? I was the smart one - I stayed clear. After all, I alreaqdy did my part. The next day she said that if she could have gotten her hands on either me or that Dr she would have strangled us. And I believe she would have done it too! Anyway - Samuel ended up being the first child born in Logan County in 1996. So we got that going for us.
__________________
"panic" only comes from having real expectations Last edited by GAC; 10-12-2005 at 08:17 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 09:01 AM
|
#54 | |
|
Joe Oliver love-child
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Lexington
Posts: 4,853
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
__________________
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY |
|
|
|
|
|
10-12-2005, 02:35 PM
|
#55 | |
|
The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
Posts: 55,342
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
__________________
Go Gators! |
|
|
|
|
|
10-13-2005, 07:03 AM
|
#56 |
|
Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 508
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Thanks for the heads up. I should have talked to you all ahead of time!
|
|
|
|
|
10-13-2005, 08:01 AM
|
#57 | |
|
What Me Worry?
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
Posts: 26,416
|
Re: This One Is For Married Men
Quote:
__________________
"panic" only comes from having real expectations |
|
|
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
|
Board Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete and/or edit any messages that violate any of the following guidelines: 1. Explicit references to alleged illegal or unlawful acts. 2. Graphic sexual descriptions. 3. Racial or ethnic slurs. 4. Use of edgy language (including masked profanity). 5. Direct personal attacks, flames, fights, trolling, baiting, name-calling, general nuisance, excessive player criticism or anything along those lines. 6. Posting spam. 7. Each person may have only one user account. It is fine to be critical here - that's what this board is for. But let's not beat a subject or a player to death, please. |
Linear Mode
