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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.d...PT02/312200015
Also today, wide receiver Chad Johnson said he might use a prop in a possible end zone celebration against the Bills. “This Saturday, I'll be back to my old self,” Johnson said. “With Christmas being the day after, you can look forward to the celebration being part of something that has to do with Christmas.” Asked good-naturedly for details, Johnson then said, “You know there are a lot of deer in the area. Don't laugh. There are a lot of deer in the area of Cincinnati, so if you see a deer come out the, don’t say I didn't tell you. “I'm serious. I hit him. He's bandaged up, but he's going to come out. Don't laugh. Y'all think I'm playing. Trust me, I've got Rudolph. His nose is red. … No, on the highway I hit a deer. I kept him. He's at home in the garage. I'm going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He's a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it. “He's limping, but he's alive. He's all right. This is going to be the greatest celebration of all-time, man. I actually use an animal. “I'll probably get in trouble with the Humane Society, everybody. It wasn't my fault: He ran in the road.”
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Puffy's Daddy
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
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I don't know why, but I find this totally hilarious. He hits a deer and sticks him in his garage! I can't get the pictures from Tommy Boy out of my head.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
I love Chad Johnson. The dude is hilarious...and pretty damn good too! Very likable guy.
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Baseball card addict
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Piqua
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
somewhere, Bambi sheds a tear.
meanwhile, Thumper is laughing his ass off. |
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
Chad was at the Dayton Mall this past Monday, and it was madness inside there. Add that fact on to the fact that people were Christmas shopping, and the crowd was nuts!
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
Cool story from that madhouse I experienced Monday evening.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/sport...2bennotes.html By Chick Ludwig Dayton Daily News CINCINNATI | Yes, it will be a very Merry Christmas for Dylan Izor, thanks to his new best friend — Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson. Izor, 5, of New Lebanon, met his hero during Johnson's autograph signing at Cardboard Heroes at the Dayton Mall on Monday night. "He gave me a dollar and told me, 'Merry Christmas,' " Johnson said on Wednesday during the Bengals' open locker-room period at Paul Brown Stadium. "So I gave him something in return and told him, 'Merry Christmas' back." Johnson accepted Izor's $1 bill. In exchange, Johnson handed the youngster a "Ben Franklin" — a $100 bill. "It made my son so happy," said Justin Izor, Dylan's father. "He loves the Bengals. His first hero is Chad Johnson." The Izors waited in line during the autograph session, then Dylan approached Johnson on his own. The two got some one-on-time together. "All of a sudden, Dylan comes running back, yelling and screaming, 'Chad's my best friend! Chad's my best friend!' " Justin said. The $100 bill is housed in a frame that features an autographed photo of Johnson shaking hands with Dylan. "It's $100 he's never going to spend," Justin said. "Dylan has calmed down, but I haven't. I'm still shaking. The whole night was a dream come true."
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First Time Caller
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
Geez- let him spend it.
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Just The Big Picture
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: The Bluegrass State
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This one's got me puzzled. Whatever he's going to use would have to be hidden underneath his uniform. I've never tried it, but I wouldn't think a live deer would fit into ones pants.
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Pre-tty, pre-tty good!!
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
I also love CJ. But this whole "celebration" is going to get stale, and real quick. At some point it's going to be played out and I think that time is fast approaching, considering everyone is now doing it. It's cool when one or two people do it. It's kinda dumb when EVERYONE (even Shaun Alexander) is doing it.
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15 game winner
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sultanes de Monterrey
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
I do like Dan Patrick's idea of having Ickey Woods put on some antlers and dance with him in the end zone.
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Resident optimist
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: east of WOY
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The Lineups stink.
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: West N. Carolina
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
Be funny if he doesn't end up scoring
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
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Re: Chad Johnson's next touchdown celebration
I think the more Chad talks about something on the horizon, the less likely there really is something big there. He knows how to play the media and the fans almost as good as he plans some of his TD celebrations.
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