Your Favorite Things You Can't Get Anymore

[creek14]

What ever happened to pink, green, blue and floral TP? Did they discover that dye caused butt cheek cancer or something?

I miss No Jelly candy bars.

I can't get my boobs to be perky anymore, and I really, really miss that.

[Heath]

However, when I was 24, I had a girlfriend who was 35 who took me for a few laps around the track. So "older" women have always had a place in my heart.

Been there, done that, got more than a t-shirt. The rest will just have to be unknown, but I second Roy's emotion.

[CougarQuest]

What ever happened to pink, green, blue and floral TP? Did they discover that dye caused butt cheek cancer or something?

It was causing some sort of infection in women

[CougarQuest]

However, when I was 24, I had a girlfriend who was 35 who took me for a few laps around the track. So "older" women have always had a place in my heart.

Been there done that and still have the scar to prove it

[Chip R]

I can't get my boobs to be perky anymore, and I really, really miss that.

Plastic surgery is your friend.

[CougarQuest]

Jarts, man.

Jarts.

My brother doesn't miss them ... since I rarely missed him with them

[Jpup]

this doesn't completely qualify since there are still a few around but its getting harder and harder to find a good ice cold mug of a+w root beer in the summertime

there are a several A&Ws around here.

[Roy Tucker]

I can't get my boobs to be perky anymore, and I really, really miss that.

An ice cube down the back of your shirt will cause a "hello" moment.

[Puffy]

Tidbits. Loved those things.

[Jpup]

I would also like to say that you guys make me feel young again. Since I'm 26, I don't even know what half the stuff you guys are talking about is. I do miss collecting baseball cards though. I also miss Druther's fast food places. The had some great potato wedges.

[Red Leader]

Awwww. I'll take women 35-50.

They know what they want, they know how to go about getting it, and they aren't shy about letting you know.

I'll split the difference between the two of you and take the 26-34 crowd. They have bodies more like the 18-25 crowd and more experience and aggressiveness like the 35-50 crowd. Best of both worlds.

[Johnny Footstool]

Mr. Salty Pretzels. They were the best. Rold Gold can't hold a candle to them.
Damn the AMA for making salt a bad thing.

Ha! Sex with MEN 18-25.

There are no "men" 18-25. Those are "boys" or (at best) "guys."

[vaticanplum]

There are no "men" 18-25. Those are "boys" or (at best) "guys."

Yes they are. And guys boast many wonderful assets.

Would I trust them to raise my puppy? Probably not. But they usually do a fine job raising their own.

[TeamMorris]

Tootsie pop drops and twigs. I Could find twigs a few years back at Meijer but they have disappeared again.

A lot of the candy you guys have mentioned can be found at Meijer believe it or not (if you are local). In one of the check out lanes they have what looks like and old fashion cart and it is loaded with "old time" candy. It cost anywhere from 15 cents to $1.00. You would also be surprised at what you can find at a Dollar tree store also.

[Red Leader]

Tootsie pop drops and twigs. I Could find twigs a few years back at Meijer but they have disappeared again.

A lot of the candy you guys have mentioned can be found at Meijer believe it or not (if you are local). In one of the check out lanes they have what looks like and old fashion cart and it is loaded with "old time" candy. It cost anywhere from 15 cents to $1.00. You would also be surprised at what you can find at a Dollar tree store also.

Please confirm for me that they have Marathon Bars and I'll leave work right now.

I saw the website someone posted for Curly Whurly bars, or whatever, and I might look into that, but the shipping is a little high. If I can find a Marathon Bar in a store like Meijer that would be pure gold.